Um ... really ... plead the Fifth ....

A list of things to not say to someone who has PMS coursing thru her veins:

• "Yes, it is a bad tire, probably from potholes. It will be another $125."
• "Mommy .... Mooommy .... MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "I am tired. I had a long day. I am going to take a nap. Do you have everything ttaken care of down here?"
• "When is dinner going to be ready?"
• "Wow, you look tired."
• "I don't wanna go to bed!"
• "The door is leaking again, we need a towel."
• "Want to have sex tonight?"
• "There is another door leaking, do you have any more towels?"
• "Mommy, I spilled my milk."
• "I took the day off ... what are your plans for the day?"
• "When are you going to get to *insert chore here*??"
• "Are you watching this?"
• "Are you sure you don't want to have sex tonight?"
• "I think one of the kids spilled their milk."
• "Why don't you want to have sex tonight?"
• "Are you in a bad mood?"

Seriously.

WTF?